"A light hearted and humorous account of 'ma vie' as a brocanteuse, experiences from my life in France and my love of antiques, all things vintage, period interiors and 'les trucs' (eclectic thingamybobs)"

Friday, 20 June 2014

Psycho chicken, qu'est-ce que c'est?

I shouldn't joke, our poor little chicken LaVerne is very broody at the moment and her hormones are getting the better of her.  We've been keeping chickens for 10 years now but we've never experienced the weird behaviour our LaVerne is currently displaying.

"Having a Greta Garbo moment "I want to be alone"

She's always been a bit different from the rest.  The day she arrived we found her on the roof of the hen house and ever since then she's been a huge source of amusement and very friendly.  However, since the hormones kicked in the other chickens have been picking on her.  They do say that girls can be cruel and there is always the pecking order to consider!

Consequently LaVerne's been in a foul temper (or should that be a fowl temper... sorry sorry sorry!) and has been staging vicious and unprovoked attacks on the dogs!

Would you mess with this puffed up chicken?

It was funny at first. How we laughed when LaVerne pecked our rather nervous beagle Oscar on the bum a couple of times as he hurriedly rushed past her to get in the back door but a few days ago the laughing stopped.

Poor Jake, our lovely pointer mix, was in the back garden sniffing around and minding his own business when a bundle of puffed up red feathers literally flew at him beak first. Being a sweetie pie he just stood there looking bemused but after several attacks of this nature we quickly ushered the dogs into the house. Our Jakie has the most gentle temperament but there are limits even to his patience.

The boys enjoying the back garden in times of peace

Luckily LaVerne has decided that us humans are not her enemy and we are able to collect the other girls' eggs without any problems but in turn leaving her rather bereft.   So my next mission was to find a substitute egg to keep her contented.  I know some people just mark an egg and leave it with the chicken but I was worried that it might get broken leaving behind a rotten egg smell and inevitable mess.  

So when we were shopping at a local brocante market in St. Julien de l'Escap last Sunday I was delighted to find a man with a selection of marble eggs to choose from.  I've never bought a gift for a chicken before but after much deliberation I picked out a lovely teal coloured egg.  LaVerne loves it!  It's quite big for a chicken egg but she doesn't seem to mind and when she's finished with it I shall clean it up and display it in the house (until it is needed again!)

Not the Fabergé egg I was hoping for but precious to LaVerne

The other girls are up to their usual high jinks.  Patty and Maxene are running around the garden with poor old Millie trying to keep up and yesterday evening they joined us as we watched TV by jumping up on the sitting room window ledge.  It wasn't long before Patty started to look shifty with the obvious intention of jumping down into the room so we quickly shooed them away (there are limits even for soppy people like us!)

The House - the final frontier - to boldly go where no chicken has gone before

Millie's keeping out of it!

So the back garden is off limits to the dogs when LaVerne is out but they still have free reign of the front garden.  Fortunately for them our psycho chicken is for the best part of the day safely tucked away on her nesting box trying to hatch a big marble egg.  So Jake and Oskie are still able to sniff about and bark at passing tractors to their hearts content.  Did someone say country life was quiet and relaxing?

The boys by the back door (must touch up paintwork!)

Monday, 16 June 2014

A Practically Perfect Day

What makes up a perfect day depends on who's day it is of course, but my perfect day was encapsulated by a trip to the lovely seaside resort of La Tremblade last Sunday.  It was a beautiful sunny day and with some money burning a hole in my pocket I was keen to find a brocante market and buy some stock.  

Having consulted my trusty little yellow book (a local brocante diary and must have in France for all brocanteurs and keen antiquers alike) we plumped for La Tremblade because we had never visited it before and fancied a paddle in the sea!

We were delighted when we arrived and saw that much of the housing stock was made up of beautiful Belle Epoque villas from the turn of the 19th century (note to self... "buy holiday home there when lottery numbers come up").

By 10am it was already incredibly hot and the flea market was large and heaving but in spite of this I managed to find a handful of lovely trucs for my Etsy shop.

One of the lovely Belle Epoque Villas from a lovely shady café terrace

After an hour or so I was still happy browsing but my husband, Spike, is like a finely tuned timepiece when it comes to mealtimes and it wasn't long before his stomach was telling him it was lunch o'clock.  The next mission was to find a place to eat that served either vegetarian food or fish (I am a pescatarian which if you live in France translates as deviant).

Hopeful that we would find fish on the menu being a coastal resort we had a little wander down the long sandy beach to avoid going back through the busy lanes lined with market stalls.  Eventually having discounted most of the eateries we passed we stumbled upon the most beautiful Art Nouveau restaurant called Le Martin Plage.

Le Martin Plage with stunning Art Nouveau windows

I love this sign.. so reminiscent of the Paris Metro

We both plumped for the skate with caper sauce and were delighted with the beautiful meal that arrived.  I then chose the home made tarte au citron to follow which was equally delicious (although I ate it before I remembered to take a photo... oops!)

Skate with Caper Sauce (it looked a lot better in real life)

After lunch we decided to swing by a little flea market on the way home that was situated in a quiet village called St. Agnant.  Little did we know that on the way we would be treated to the sight of storks nesting with their young on many of the pylons along the busy link road.   We would have loved to have stopped to take some photos but sadly we had an idiot up our posterior so it was impossible to pull over.  I've included the following photo that some other brave soul took.

One of many storks nesting on pylons in the Charente Maritime

The market at St. Agnant added a couple more trucs to the days' haul but the storks were the highlight of my day and definitely made the detour worthwhile.

All in all, for me, it was a practically perfect day comprising beautiful weather, shopping for trucs, a walk along a sandy beach, a wonderful lunch in an Art Nouveau restaurant and seeing the storks with their young - I couldn't have asked for more (well finding an Imperial Fabergé Egg for 5€s would be super but perhaps that's asking a bit much!)   

Friday, 6 June 2014

A 'Ménage à Trois' in Rural France

Alright so it's not so much a household of three - it's more like a swampy threesome. Since we installed a pond a couple of years back many creatures have come to live alongside our ducks, Clarence and Claude.  

Clarence and Claude (Claude is green headed and Clarence is grey)

So we were very happy when a couple of noisy bright green frogs (Franc and Francetta) decided to take up residence.  The only problem we had is that we have never been able to tell them apart so when a third frog turned up this year that also looked exactly the same we decided that they would now collectively be known as 'The Francs'.   

Franc chilling in the shallows

Often to be found doing very froggy things like croaking, resting on water-lily pads and playing leapfrog with each other I felt compelled to try to learn a little more about our little long-legged friends.  

Franc sunbathing on the edge of the pond

To my surprise and delight it seems we have three Grenouille Verte also alarmingly known as the 'Edible Frog' (oops!)  Yes our little 'Francs' are sadly an endangered species largely thanks to the appetites of certain Gallic gourmands.  Suffice it to say I will not let on to our neighbour, Lionel, who has on numerous occasions mentioned a great penchant for frogs' legs.

Can you spot all three?

All joking aside I had no idea until now that the native French frog had declined so much and according to a very interesting, although rather upsetting, article in the British Guardian newspaper it really has become a serious problem that needs to be addressed.  

Anyway, please give a thought to 'The Francs' before you decide to tuck into a plate of frogs legs.  On a more cheerful note here are a few quirky frog related items I found on three of my fellow Etsy traders sites:-


 A lovely sterling silver frog brooch with pearl.


A 1930s tinplate frog from Germany.


And finally a beautiful illustration by one of my favourite artists - Edmund Dulac.