"A light hearted and humorous account of 'ma vie' as a brocanteuse, experiences from my life in France and my love of antiques, all things vintage, period interiors and 'les trucs' (eclectic thingamybobs)"

Thursday 18 May 2017

C'est Vieux! C'est Rare! C'est Napoléon III!

Anyone that's experienced buying antiques at a brocante fair in France will probably have heard one or more of the following key phrases from the traders.  Any one of the there should set alarm bells ringing... all three together and you're probably fighting a losing haggle. 

"C'est vieux!" (it's old) - This is the standard response (often accompanied by a Gallic shrug) if you pick up an item that has chips, breaks, bits missing or disintegrates in your hands.

"C'est rare!" (it's rare) - This phrase is the prelogue to an extortionate price that can occasionally be justified but more often than not cannot.  Best to smile sweetly, compliment the item, put it down very, very gently and swiftly walk away.

"C'est Napoléon III!" (it's Napoleon III) - For a little light entertainment I like to have a friendly bet with my husband, Spike, on how many times we hear an object described as "Napoleon III" when we're out shopping for stock (if you ever decide to play this game and it looks as though you may have guessed too high you can usually coax it out of a dealer by asking for the age of any object that look vaguely old).

Having said all of this I particularly love the Napoleon III period (1848 - 1870) which bucks the trend of the light and airy Scandinavian decoration so favoured today by being heavily ebonised with brass or gold ornamentation.  Here are some lovely examples that I've been lucky enough to own:-

These coat hooks would have looked wonderful in our Napoleon III (yes I said it) house but they are now gracing someone else's home.



This gorgeous bent wood coat rack was also a reluctant sale but I can't keep everything so I regretfully bid it adieu.


This beautiful treasure is still in my life and sitting happily on our dining room table although I don't think it will be too long before there is an empty space to fill.

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This charming lacquered papier mâché and mother of pearl pen box is also looking for a new home.

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And to finish I cannot even begin to tell you how excited I was to find this stunning Napoleon III (that's twice now) artist's watercolour paint box complete with contents:-

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This handsome and refined period in French history (see how I dodged saying it) saw, among many other important events, the elegant Haussmann buildings rise in Paris and the end of the Second French Empire.  This style of furnishing French homes went into exile with Napoleon III himself (I promise that's the last time) and paved the way for the beautiful Art Nouveau period... but that's another story for another day.

Wednesday 18 January 2017

Bordeaux - A 'Chineur's' Paradise

Every three months the beautiful city of Bordeaux holds the 'Grand Déballage' which roughly translates as the 'Big Unpacking' (some things truly are lost in translation but you get the gist).  

It's held in the Place Canteloup beside the stunning Basilique St. Michel and couldn't be a more charming setting to rummage for trucs.

However, the last time we visited the market it was really, really, really cold and the sun flatly refused to put it's chapeau on.  So my first survival tip for conditions such as these is to take your shopping trolley (the brighter the better so it doesn't blend in with all the trucs on sale) along with your trusty notepad and pen, find a warm brasserie and order a large hot chocolate:-


Then mentally prepare yourself for the freezing conditions by smugly looking out of the window at the poor people shivering outside.


Now take a deep breath and get stuck in...



When you can no longer feel your toes it's time to duck into one of the large and treasure packed antique centres...





then finish the day on a high by finding somewhere timelessly elegant to enjoy a well earned coffee and a classic pâtisserie item of your choice (I can recommend a tarte citron for an energy boost).


I can hardly wait for the next one in the Spring!

Thursday 1 December 2016

Mantiques

With the festive season fast approaching people are always searching to find innovative and interesting gifts for the men in their life.

One solution to this age old problem it by turning to the fascinating world of 'mantiques'.  Here are some unusual gift ideas that would definitely bring a smile to many a man's face:-

For the Military Enthusiast:-


French Mortar Bomb Lamp - link to my Etsy Shop

SOLD - French vintage powder flask
WW1 Pom Pom Shells - link to my Etsy Shop
A French Military Footlocker - link to my Etsy Shop
SOLD - A WW1 grenade trinket box/paperweight

For the Home Bar/Gaming Room:-

SOLD - A vintage bagatelle machine
A vintage Martini barometer - link to my Etsy Shop
Royaline Liqueur advertising sign - link to my Etsy Shop


For the Gentleman's Lounge:-


Vintage brass spirit level with sliding cover - link to my Etsy Shop

Monday 21 November 2016

Vintage Gifts for Dog Lovers

I've made no secret of my fondness for our four legged friends and love it when I can find vintage trucs that feature them.  It seems I'm not the only one who's a sucker for a wet nose and a waggy tail.  I have a few items in my shop that might just be the perfect gift for someone soppy like me!

SOLD - A Spelter Statuette

SOLD - Two Antique Hand Tinted Dog Prints
A Vintage Dog Toy for sale now in my Etsy Shop

SOLD - A Bronze Padlock

SOLD - A Doggie Pen Tray

SOLD - An Original Watercolour of a Well Loved Pooch

Dachshund Knife Rests for sale now in my Etsy Shop

A Colourful Dog Tin for sale now in my Etsy Shop

I couldn't end my post without a couple of pictures of our lovely dogs who not only keep us entertained but are also wonderful snugglers on the long winter nights.

Jake (Jakie)

Oscar (Oskie)

Although they have been known to take liberties from time to time!!!

Saturday 5 November 2016

Highs and Lows in La Rochelle

A couple of weeks back it was a beautiful sunny day so we decided to visit La Rochelle for a look around an antique market near the port.


It was a small professional market but I still managed to find a handful of interesting 'trucs' for my online Etsy Shop including this sweet little oil lamp and silk covered chocolate box.

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Feeling chilled out and happy I decided on the way back to the van to surprise my husband, Spike, by suggesting a go on the big wheel.  Admittedly my previous experiences involving heights have not been altogether successful but I thought I should face my fears and enjoy the ride.


Having dropped off our buys we headed back towards the wheel and I was still resolved to give it a go - how bad could it be?


I'm told the view up there was amazing but by the time we hit 9 o'clock on the wheel my eyes were firmly shut and I was clinging to the pole in the middle of our car as if my life depended on it.  It wasn't until Spike told me we were near the ground again that I dared take another peek.  

On passing the man on the controls I called out to him to ask how many more times and to my horror I had to endure another two full turns.  It seems that reason and logic wasn't enough to conquer my fears but at least Spike took some amazing photos which in the circumstances (me screaming at him not to rock the car, frozen with fear and panicking generally) I'd say he did pretty well.  

He was also kind enough not to take any photos of me as I waited for my ordeal to end...although about 20 years ago on a very similar big wheel in Lille with someone (you know who you are... Mother!!!) I cannot say the same (luckily we didn't have digital cameras then so I have hidden the evidence). 

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the pics over the beautiful town of La Rochelle...






As I shakily wobbled back to the van Spike suggested that I scrap 'going up in an air balloon' from my bucket list and the thought of finding myself curled up in a ball at the bottom of the basket in front of complete strangers is perhaps an experience I could live without.  My new mantra for life at the moment is 'know your limits'.